Gary Larson is a Genius !

at first i thought the label read 'Jesus'.

Would have been well funny

Would be funny if he had jars which said "Wanks ", " Good Guys"


Just noticed "KRILL"

A hamster woulld never have relations with a mouse like that in real life. That's so obviously been 'photoshopped'.


I had a hamster that looked like that. It was diabetic, poor wee mite. Apparently the smallest dosage of insulin that can be administered to animals non lethally is for a cat sized animal. R.I.P. Megatron.

Callaghan

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labor, he gave Paddy $80 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in line, and when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel fitter." Because a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160 dollars a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The Clerk explained,”Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says:
"Yep, diesel fitter."

I dig that last one bruce

On hearing about reuben supporting Billy Talent on an upcoming tour.