I would say i have dark brown hair!

Do you have ginger pubes?

I do.

I always imagined you seriously bald.

Dream on buddy i have a full healthy head of hair that grows faster than grass soaked in rain, so if i wanted within 3 months i could have longish hair, but i'll stick with my short hair the now. It's all that protein! Bald hahahahahah that's so funny, there's no way i could be bald without the hassole of having to take a razor across my head everyday because my hair is growing so rapid!

No i don't have ginger pubes lol that's seriously funny!

Yes and i also don't have grey hair, my generation will have antibiotic tablets to stop that happening hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhhhahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I think someone might be insecure.

So Grey hair is caused by a bacterial infection?

Quick !! Contact "The Lancet" with this ground breaking news man !!!

You could get the (k)nobel prize or something.

I didn't say you were bald you just sound extremely bald.

Hey!!! David Hasselhof ! Look Out you have a contender for your Throne !!!!!